HELP ME!

Hello everyone.

Guys help me she cra-

SHUT UP! As I was saying, hello. I do hope everyone is well and has had a good day or has a good day depending upon the time at which you are reading this.

You can't gag me forev-

Hush. Don't make me punish you again. Just sit nicely while I talk to the nice readers.

HELP RE-

ENOUGH! No more talking from you!

What are you..No. Not that. Don't touch that! HEY DON'T TOUCH THAT PLEASE I'M SOR-

*snaps something in the mind*

Good. No more pesky her. It's nice having her gone.

*looks at the readers and grins*
Anyway. Where were we? Ah yes. 'Rambling.' Not my favorite activity, I prefer structure, organization.  I would like very much for you all to comment on subjects for me to state my opinions if you would. I shall see you all soon I hope. Stay safe.

Duggy

Okay! I haven't rambled in a while!
Good.

So now I'm gonna ramble again!

Awww.

So, I have many many many things to ramble about and very little rambling time. So! I'm going to ramble about..

*drum roll*
Duggy!

She means Dugglyn.

So far you've commented on ALL my ramblings and you're a great friend! You're Be The Glue's biggest fan and I STILL haven't gotten around to writing that autograph for you!

Yes you've been busy doing nothing.

Precisely!

You shouldn't be proud of that.

Oh yeah...

ANYWAY! She is ridiculous and amusing and CARZY!
Crazy.
Nope! Carzy! She is the one who came UP with the term carzy so, you know, thanks Dug!
Be glad it isn't copyright.
Yep *is glad* Any who..
Dugglyn...
Yeah. Dugglyn. DUGGLYN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!
That's Oz.
Shut up. Dugglyn is actually quite caring, even if she has completely lost the plot. And her marbles.
I doubt she ever had her marbles.
Hey don't be mean! 
Just keep rambling.
I wonder if Dug has to put up with a voice like you..
Put up with me? Whatever do you mean?
Why ARE you in my head?
No reason.
Are you evil?
You're going off track.
*narrows eyes*
That's not an answer.
Talk.
No.
Fine.
What are you doing? DON'T TOUCH THAT! HEY WHAT ARE YO-


...


Ah. Silence is bliss. See y'all reeeeeal soon readers.
*screen blacks out*

Okay..

I want to talk about Elleni. And also about Sophia and Chi. And Star.

These four girls, they mean a lot to me. Each and everyone of them is my sister. And they help me so much in ways they can't even imagine.

I talk to Sophia the most by far, she can be scary, if she wants to be. But each day she somehow puts up with me. She makes me feel better about myself as best she can and even help's me in physics. Sometimes. I don't think I would still be around without her, she has made a big difference. Granted most people who know her hate her or dislike her but..she's not all bad, you just have to give her a chance.

I roleplay with Elleni, mainly over email. Most people roleplay on the blog but I email as well. Not a day goes by where me and El don't rp via email. Granted I don't tell her what's wrong much, despite her persistence, but she is still a sister. I don't really know what to say about her, except that she's amazing and I'm lucky to know her.

Star...well I hardly ever talk to Star. But I love her analytical sides, her bright mind, her bubbly personality, everything about her screams love and care. You can't help but love Star. It's who she is,

And Chi...my darling Chi. My first blogsister ever. I love how we started out as enemies, how we become sparing partners, how we then become fangirl friends. And how now we're sisters. I don't see her at all really, but the times I do see her brighten my day. She is the queen of ice, and one of the best friends I have. She is lucky to have found love so young and I wish her luck in life.

So that's my talk about them, my sister.

Don't thin because you aren't mentioned here that you aren't loved, you are. But I needed to say these words, to credit these people. They all mean so much to me and it's because of them I'm alive. Sorry for such a serious post. See y'all reeeeeeeeeeal soon.

I fixed it!

Okay. I'm back. I think the microphone exploded. So I actually have something to talk about!

That's a lie.

No it isn't! Apparently, I mean according to Blogger, a Polish person reads my blog!

Here she goes..

Now this is a big deal for me.

No it's not.

Hush! It's a big deal for two reasons.

Why not three?

Fine. Three reasons. Anyway..

Reason one?

Yep! Reason one is because I am a quarter Polish, on my grandad's (may he rest in piece) side. I've never been to Poland but it makes me happy to think a Polish person reads my blog.

*nods*

Reason two?

Reason two. Yep. So I don't know of anyone who frequents 'Blogland' as being Polish.

I will laugh if you're wrong about that.

Shhhh! So anyway, if no one on Blogland is Polish that means someone who doesn't actually know me AT ALL reads my blog!

That sounds weird.

You sound weird. Stop being mean to people.

Reason three?

There's a reason three?

You said there was.

Did I?
You did.
Oh.
You don't have a third reason do you?
Of course I do!
What is it then?
The third reason...the reason that comes after reason two...is...er...that...it means that one  more person listens to my carzy ramblings! Which is always nice.
Sure that was the reason.
Shut up. Anyway, see y'all reeeeeeeeal soon!
*explodes in a puff of glitter and smoke*

*taps microphone*

H-hello? Is this thing on? H-helloooooo? Can you hear meeeeee? 

They can hear you.

They can?

Yes.

Oh. Oh good! Hello! Welcome to my vlog minus the video by which I mean my blog! If you expect to learn anything for this, well

*points at an exit*

The doors there. Cause this isn't the blog for you. Sorry. Maybe try somewhere else?

So hello anyone who hasn't left. Which is probably no one but oh well! Talking to myself is my number one hobby!

Wait isn't that the first sign of madness..

Ah...

Oh well cause I never said I wasn't mad.

SHE'S BONKERS! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

What why would you run? I joking obviously.

I'm not.

Hush. Anyway.. Damn. Where was I?

On the crazytown express?

Yes! Wait no. I was saying how everyone is awesome.

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM! EVERYTHING IS-

*slaps her* Not now! Focus!

Right yes focus er...

*sighs*

Anyway I hope you enjoyed this welcome! I certainly did. So, you know..er..

See y'all real soon?

Hey that's my line! 

Then say it.

You don't tell me what to do! I'll say it when I want to say it! Maybe I don't want to finish talking yet! Maybe I want to keep talki-

*microphone explodes*